only Liz Lemon understands.

"Lovers.. oh, that word bums me out unless it’s between meat and pizza."


Jenna- "That guy wanted to buy you a drink!"
Liz- "Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?"


 "Jack Donaghy is gonna kill me and then he's gonna kill you and then he's gonna fold us up in a pizza and eat us."




Tracy: So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?

Liz: I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to.

Via.